Judge: You are crossing the limits. Culprit: Kaun sala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Culprit: My Lord I said Kaun sa "Law" aisa kehta hai? COPY AND PASTE: Judge: You are crossing the limits. Culprit: Kaun sala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Culprit: My Lord I said Kaun sa "Law" aisa kehta hai? Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?" Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." :-> COPY AND PASTE : Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?" Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." :->